"Warning to Criminals" Coir Doormat – 24×16" | Funny Home Security Gift

"Warning to Criminals" Coir Doormat – 24×16" | Funny Home Security Gift

Sale price  $49.95 Regular price $62.45
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"Warning to Criminals" Coir Doormat – 24×16" | Funny Home Security Gift

"Warning to Criminals" Coir Doormat – 24×16" | Funny Home Security Gift

Sale price  $49.95 Regular price $62.45

Consider this your first line of defense — and your best conversation starter. This sturdy coir doormat sends a clear message to anyone thinking twice about knocking on the wrong door. Natural fiber texture brushes off dirt while the bold design does the rest of the work.

A hilarious and practical gift for homeowners with a sense of humor.

Product details:

  • Grade A tufted coir coconut fiber
  • Size: 24" × 16" (61 cm × 40.6 cm)
  • Thickness: 0.59" (1.5 cm)
  • Black vinyl backing for stability
  • Suitable for covered outdoor areas
  • Made to order — printed just for you

Note: Use in a covered, weather-protected area. Some natural fiber shedding is normal — just shake to remove loose fibers.

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